


Profiles Vincent Tyler

by Davey-Malucci



Category: Queer as Folk
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-08-28
Updated: 2003-08-28
Packaged: 2013-06-19 10:48:43
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 718
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1496945/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/376347/Davey-Malucci
Summary: the 2nd in my profiles series, this time, it's Vince's turn! (QAF UK)





	Profiles Vincent Tyler

TO: DoctorWhoFan@hotmail.com  
  
FROM: ManchestersChampionShagger@hotmail.com  
  
VINCE THAT FUCKING NATHAN SENT ME THIS, SINCE I HAD TO PUT UP WITH IT, SO THE FUCK CAN YOU! LOVE YA  
  
STUART  
  
XXX  
  
Name: Vincent Tyler  
  
Age: 29..30 in a couple of months.fucking hell, I'm getting old..  
  
Occupation: Supervisor at Harlo's, thought that working in a supermarket would enable me to pick up guys, that plan didn't really work out  
  
Location: Manchester  
  
Height: I don't know, shorter than Stuart  
  
Weight: I don't know that either, but I'd love to lose a few pounds, ever since I heard that thing about how when you lose 30 pounds you get an extra inch  
  
Sexual Preference: Stuart  
  
Religion: Don't have one  
  
Nicknames: Vince is a nickname I suppose, but that's become like my proper name, no-one calls me Vincent, only Hazel when she's angry or Stuart when he's trying to piss me off oh, and Hazel calls me Vinny when she's off her head  
  
~~~~LIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Doctor Who, though I don't really think you needed to ask, if you want specifics I'd have to say either 'Earthshock' or 'Genesis of the Daleks'  
  
Movie: I should be ashamed to say this, but Titanic, I don't think Stuart appreciated me taking him to see that  
  
Music: Most of the club stuff, disco music  
  
Sound: Cameron would go mental, but Stuart's voice  
  
Smell: Stuart  
  
Book: Genesis of the Daleks, god I'm so sad.  
  
Song: That song Stuart likes by Robbie Williams, 'Does your mother know' and uh.the Doctor Who theme  
  
Winter Activity: Trying to cop off  
  
Summer Activity: Trying to cop off (always unsuccessfully)  
  
Food: Hazel makes great pizza  
  
Drink: Pints  
  
Who do you love the most: I feel like I should say Cameron  
  
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Blind Date, I never saw any gay couples on that, like they were saying it was wrong or something, I should've gone on that, then again, probably wouldn't cop off on that either  
  
Movie: Stuart's porn collection gets boring after you've seen it a million times  
  
Music: R&B and bloody Olivia Newton John, they're always playing that in Harlo's  
  
Sound: Cameron when he says bad things about Stuart  
  
Smell: Alfred when he's done one, I always have to clean it up too because Stuart says it makes him feel too sick, in those cases I literally get the shit from something belonging to Stuart  
  
Book: I don't know really  
  
Song: Anything by Olivia Newton John because of the previously mentioned reason  
  
Winter Activity: Not copping off  
  
Summer Activity: Not copping off  
  
Food: Anything cooked by Bernie, sorry Bernie but when it comes to cooking you tend to live up to your name  
  
Drink: Coffee, makes me buzz  
  
Who do you hate the most: That bastard who just left Phil to die, I can't believe someone would do something like that  
  
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~  
  
Have sex: Not as much as I'd like  
  
Drink: I stick to pints mainly  
  
Smoke: Yeah, although Cameron wants me to quit  
  
Do drugs: Sometimes I do with Stuart  
  
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~  
  
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: get the courage to tell Cameron to fuck off and see if Stuart wants to finish that wank  
  
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Probably the same I'm doing now, I'm that sad  
  
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Oh my God' 'Twat' 'Stuart'  
  
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: God don't get me started on that  
  
Greatest life accomplishment: I don't really have one, now that makes me depressed.  
  
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: Only if I was really drunk and probably not even then  
  
What is under your bed?: Probably some Doctor Who tapes  
  
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: Filled in some time I suppose, Stuart, don't you dare forward this to Cameron you bastard! 


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